What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shoot me with, you little silver? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on de_dust2, and I have over 300 confirmed frags. I am trained in sneaky beaky warfare and Im the top AWPer in the entire SAS. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with spray the likes of which has never been seen before on this map, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with pre-firing me on CAT? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ninjas across EU and your tracers are being tracked right now so you better prepare for the wallbang, maggot. The wallbang that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my karambit. Not only am I extensively trained in pistol rounds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the CT inventory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the map, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy nade spam your little clever peek was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trigger. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now you have to eco, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will spray fury all over you and you will drown in it. Stay frosty, kiddo.

In this case it just seemed like the second you saw this guy - unmistakable due to his santa hat, you would just die.

Fake ears
Useless bunny
Only good for sex appeal