Adam Sandler ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

the Tako

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Please censor the word "j*b", i was on the train when i decided to open reddit and the first thing i saw was the J word, i was shocked and horrified, i dropped my phone in horror when the person beside me asked if i was okay, he then saw what was on my phone and started shaking and crying on the floor, almost like he had an epilepsy, the people around muttered "is he okay?" "call the ambulance!" and then they saw what was on the phone, now i am on a train full of people crying and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ their pants, you could have prevented this had you censored the J word

I just smashed my optometrist appointment.

My optometrist told me that I have surprisingly well-hydrated eyes. Smooth, glassy surface, not a dry spot in sight. He asked me if I take extra supplements or use eye drops to achieve that. I don’t. I just wake up like that. And it stays that way the whole day.

My retinas “could have been in a textbook”.

As for my eyesight, it did not get worse. It actually got BETTER. Didn’t even know that was possible. I had 20/20 vision with my glasses before. Now I have 20/15 vision, which is “better than perfect”.

My eyes should be in a medical journal.

But does any of this make me better than anybody else? Well, yes. The doctor said so.

Take care of your health folks. Go to all your appointments.